Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Randomize
