it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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