Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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