But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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