I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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