Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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