a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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