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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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