we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
