is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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