A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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