brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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