: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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