This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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