I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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