Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
