I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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