we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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