haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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