K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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