i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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