beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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