is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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