I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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