they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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