oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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