Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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