why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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