I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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