we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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