Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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