They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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