There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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