Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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