Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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