So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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