I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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