she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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