Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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