cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I smell like Dick and happiness
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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