he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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