It's just like the Real World with babies
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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