I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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