note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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