I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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