So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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