if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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