Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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