It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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