He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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