its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
A+ Viking dick
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize