That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
God I need to hump something, right now.
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