omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I looked at my own cervix.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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