Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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